Cisca.
Los Angeles.
Foshay.
Basketball<3
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA*winks back*
most action i’ve had in months
my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
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if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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